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THE Fast Hunk Vin Diesel got licked, according to a head-turning new report, by none other than the Prince of Wales.

And that’s not even the only surprise in the ranking of the 10 sexiest bald men in the world for 2024.

Danny DeVito – the cute It’s always nice – also beat Diesel, as well as Samuel L. Jackson and Stanley Tucci in the hairless ratio.

DeVito may not be able to beat Vin Diesel in a high-speed street race, but when it comes to being one of Hollywood’s sexiest, hairless heartthrobs, the petite native of New Jersey kills.

DeVito, 79, sits at No. 6 on the coveted list of the world’s most docile bald guys, while muscular Diesel, 57, brings up the rear at No. 10.

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The madly challenged Fast fox lags behind smooth-domed legends like Samuel L. Jackson, 75, at No. 7 and the always dashing Tucci, 64, at No. 9.

Looks like it’s all about the shine on top!

“Bald men have stolen the hearts of millions of people around the world, from Stanley Tucci to Zinedine Zidane to John Travolta,” wrote study authors Reboot, a search marketing agency, according to the New York Post.

“We conducted the scientific research and crunched the numbers to officially crown the Sexiest Bald Man of 2024.”

This year’s fine hierarchy constitutes a frightening fall from grace for Diesel, who usurped the top spot on Reboot’s list from Prince William in 2022.

Experts on bald and beautiful have already hailed Diesel as the cutest white ball of them all, due to his facial golden ratio, a mathematical principle used to measure the balance and proportion of facial features. ‘a person: net worth, height and social media buzz.

The 42-year-old royal, however, retook the throne in the 2024 rankings, once again becoming the No. 1 chrome dome due to her undeniable sex appeal.

For their latest findings, investigators looked at each bald man’s smile, golden ratio, media perception, vocal attractiveness, height and shine. Insiders also analyzed monthly search volumes for “shirtless” and “naked” images of celebrities to quantify their desire and popularity on a global scale.

Overall, Prince William outperformed all his peers.

“Our research found that 16,800 people searched for ‘shirtless’ and ‘naked’ images of the royal this year,” the researchers revealed. “His smooth scalp scored an impressive 74% for luminance, his face scored 72% for golden ratio and his vocal attractiveness is rated at 9.9 out of 10, just behind the former basketball player and analyst sportsman Shaquille O’Neal.”

Whether you’re a movie buff, athlete, destined for royalty, or porn star, it seems skin is the new hair trend — at least according to adult film legend Johnny Sins.

“Leaning into your hair loss journey is a great way to spend more time in the bedroom,” the 45-year-old nudie frontman told news.com.au in April. “Some of the most talented people in the world are bald.”

Here is the list of the 10 baldest girls of the year:

1. Prince William
2. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
3. Shaquille O’Neal
4. Kelly Slater
5. Terry Crews
6. Danny DeVito
7. Samuel L. Jackson
8. Thierry Henri
9. Stanley Tucci
10. Vin Diesel

(source:nypost)