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Donald Trump went on a commercial spree this year to compete with its mid-2000s race branded energy drinks, cologne, vodka and steaks. It all started in February, when he started selling $400 Gold Sneakers. In April, he began promoting the God bless the American Bible; although it’s not gold, it includes the US Constitution and is marked by Lee Greenwood. In September, he was all in $100,000 watches. “It’s a tourbillon watch with almost 200 grams of gold and more than 100 real diamonds,” he explained in a statement. video. “That’s a lot of diamonds. I love gold, I love diamonds, we all love it. Then, in October, came the World Liberty Financial Token it appeared to be just another cryptocurrency meme, but actually contained fine print alerting investors that the asset is “non-transferable indefinitely.”

Adding to this historic frenzy on Wednesday, the president-elect announced a new limited series article on Truth Social called the “45” series of guitars. Trump said 1,300 acoustic guitars and 1,300 electric guitars would be produced. The acoustic guitar looks like a standard shape, while the electric looks like a Gibson Les Paul. Both models feature a body with an eagle and American flag painted on it and a fingerboard with “Make America Great Again” in pearl inlay with extremely odd spacing. “Some personally signed,” Trump said. Acoustic guitars cost $1,250 and electric guitars cost $1,500. A signed guitar sells for $10,000.

Although technical specifications of the guitars are not available, the electric guitars appear to have a humbucker pickup system, which is standard for the Les Paul on which it appears to be based. Trump’s website promises the guitars will be delivered by Christmas. Tabs for Village People sold separately.