TikTok has a habit of harboring cursed knowledge and delivering it to you in unexpected ways, and I learned this the hard way right before bed. Scrolling through my predictable, entertainment-heavy algorithm, I came across a Lord of the Rings video that forever changed the man I’m going to move forward with. I now have NSFW answers to questions I never asked, and to be honest, I miss the days before.

All credit for these shenanigans goes to FantasyAnnexwho used his knowledge LotR and human anatomy to answer a completely direct question about what the Ring of Power is and is not capable of. Strap yourself in for this one and prepare to be as changed as CinemaBlend’s Riley Utley was when she I rewatched the OG trilogy after loving it Rings of Power. You won’t be able to think about movies the same way again.

What would happen if someone stuck the power ring in their butt?