During his opening monologue on tonight’s show Real time with Bill Maherhost Bill Maher made jokes across political aisles, attacking candidates Kamala Harris And Donald Trumpas well as the Menedez brothers.

Opening with a Halloween-themed joke before the weekend, he said: “I’ve already seen so many people out there, in crazy makeup, trying to scare people – what Trump calls campaigning.” Kamala, also, in the Halloween mood; she loves it when little kids come onto her porch and say those three little words: “Please don’t shoot.” »

Maher, whose prediction that Harris will win received cheers, warned that they were not through yet, joking: “Her supporters are getting very nervous, they just can’t put their finger on it , but they feel something is wrong. like when Doug Emhoff brings the babysitter home.

When that comment drew laughter, Maher added, “We’re laughing all over here, and that’s good.” »

On the penultimate show before the election, Maher discussed the candidates’ respective closing arguments. While Harris’ mantra is “We’re not going back,” Maher criticized Trump’s much-discussed move to the McDonald’s drive-thru. “Trump’s final argument seems to be: ‘I work at McDonald’s and Arnold Palmer has a big d—,” he said.

(The daughter of the late professional golfer reprimand the former president’s comments against her father, calling them “disrespectful and inappropriate”. Trump seemed to be leaving off-script at a rally in Pennsylvania, where he talked about Palmer for 10 minutes, saying, “When he was taking a shower with the other pros, they came out of there and said, ‘Oh my God, this is amazing . » » This was also the case. not the first time Trump had made comments about Palmer and “the size of his genitals.” “)

At this point, Maher showed an image of Trump at the drive-thru window, saying he would caption the photo: “You want lies with this?”

He continued: “People don’t like it, they just don’t care. They think it’s more fun. I mean, I don’t get it, but it explains why so many of our movies are about murderous clowns.

Changing the subject, Maher added his two cents about Lyle and Erik MendezIt is while awaiting a new conviction recommended by Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascón in a new court filing.

“The charges are going to be reduced from capital murder to extreme speech,” he said. “That’s kind of what I mean by saying that Democrats are really not good at politics. Who in the DA’s office said, “You know, now would be a good time to release the Hispanic murderers.” Don’t you think so?’

Maher concluded his opening monologue with another shot at Trump: “If Trump wins, he will be the oldest president ever, surpassing even Joe Biden, and remember what a slew of laughter. Yeah, here we go again, but with a sex criminal. It would be like restarting The Cosby Showwith Bill Cosby.