Pundits and political scientists have written extensively about Democratic Party mistakes that could have led to Donald Trump’s surprise victory in 2024. But a dejected Jimmy Kimmel said Tuesday he’d rather they figured that out in advance for the next elections.

“The Republican Party should win the House now — they already won the Senate — of course they won the White House, too,” Kimmel said during his “Jimmy Kimmel Live” monologue. “I don’t know. Maybe next time all these political pundits can publish their articles about ‘Democrats’ mistakes’ before the election? So we don’t want that to happen.

Kimmel made the joke while discussing the influx of information about how Trump intends to behave in his second term and what type of people he will hire his administration to work with.

» Trump plans to issue a number of executive orders on day one. He wants four Big Macs, six large fries, two buckets of KFC and what’s more, he wants to put frames decree eliminating immigration and its continued fight against climate,” Kimmel said.

Kimmel also noted that Trump’s chief of staff indicated he would continue to hold rallies even while he was president (as he did during his first term). “This way, Americans can stay informed about the size of the dong of the late Arnold Palmer and what else do I know.

After pointing out the conspicuous absence of Trump’s wife, Melania, as well as his increasingly close relationship with Elon Musk, Kimmel said: “Trump should name… South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem as secretary to Homeland Security to protect our nation from unruly Labradoodles, I guess.” This was, of course, a reference to the story that derailed Noem’s chances of being Trump’s vice president – ​​then she killed a dog in a fit of rage.

“One of his main messages during the campaign,” Kimmel added, “was kill pets! They eat dogs! They eat cats! He goes out and hires the woman who shot her puppy. Kristi Noem should not be responsible for a PetSmart, much less homeland security.”

Earlier in his monologue, Kimmel noted that Melania Trump would not attend Donald Trump’s meeting Wednesday with Joe Biden at the White House.

“Is this a good sign for the relationship?” » asked Kimmel. Can you imagine if they broke up? Can you imagine if we had just one Donald Trump attacking UN translators. Bringing the 1994 Playmates back to the Lincoln Room? It could, it could be really great, actually, you know.

Watch the full monologue below: