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This confirms that we are in the darkest timeline. YouTuber turned fighter, Jake Paul won the struggle against Mike Tyson. Sorry in advance to Drake wallet, but at least he got sponsorship from it. “Mike Tyson, it’s such an honor… He’s the best to ever do this; It’s the GOAT,” exclaimed Paul after his victory. The fight was uneventful: Paul threw the most punches, almost triple what Tyson threw, with a higher accuracy percentage. The eight rounds were shorter than a typical boxing match, each lasting 2 minutes, but their gloves were heavier than normal: 14 oz gloves instead of 10 oz. During the final ten seconds of the fight, Paul bowed to Tyson, showing respect to the fighter who came out of retirement to punch him.

The tension was high before the fight. Yesterday, at the weigh-in, Tyson slap Paul opposite. Tyson’s explosive reaction was perhaps building up after Wednesday’s press conference when Paul taunted Tyson throughout the discussion. “I don’t give a damn Friday night, so I put my diamond-studded earmuffs right there,” Paul explained, tilting his head to show off the bling. If Tyson hadn’t reacted to Paul’s custom jewelry antics, then he should have reached a breaking point yesterday as the fight approached. However, at the end of the fight, both competitors showed good sportsmanship, so all this weird beef was probably just for show. But the real winner of the evening was Netflix, as the sports portal brought in more than $17.8 million for the event.