OK, let’s start at the beginning. I have to take a victory lap. Muhammad Ali said: “It’s not bragging if you can prove it. » I can save it.

I was the only television host in the United States to put his neck on the line and boldly predict a landslide electoral landslide for Trump AND a popular vote victory.

I also promised that this election would be a repeat of the Reagan-Carter of 1980 – dead even for several months, with polls showing a tie, then suddenly, on Election Day, a landslide.

How did I know? Simple. “It’s the economy, stupid.” It never changes. My friends and fans are suffering. Every small business owner I know is suffering. Kamala Harris and her team (let’s call them “the Washington Communists”) destroyed the economy.

Harris has never had any solutions, simply because she is the problem. She only feels your pain because she is the one who causes it. She and poor “brain dead Joe” created the worst inflation of our lifetimes. Voters understand that only the billionaire who builds skyscrapers in Manhattan can fix it.

I also predicted that the same two questions that would decide this Reagan-Carter election: “Am I better off than I was four years ago?” and “Can I take four more years of this shit?”

These two questions, as voters made their final decision for whom to vote, earned Ronald Reagan an unexpected and shocking landslide. I promised that these same two questions would win Trump an unexpected and shocking landslide.

And of course, the Democrats helped too – by choosing Harris.

I must have said a thousand times on television and radio, and written in my columns dozens of times, that Harris was the worst choice ever. She was not only unlikeable, unpopular, unelectable and the most radical communist candidate ever.

She was also “DLI,” as in “stupid, lazy, and incompetent.” She didn’t even work hard to earn this position. Trump, at 78, outdid her and outdid her by a mile. Trump won the presidency.

Now let’s move on to the two things that should happen immediately.

Not January 20, 2025. That’s the day Trump takes the oath of office. I assume Trump has already written this list and it’s ready to be released.

I literally mean TODAY.

First, we should all start planning to add President Trump to Mount Rushmore.

The guy just became the GOAT – “greatest of all time”. The greatest legend of all time. The greatest comeback of all time. The biggest winner of all time. The greatest politician of all time. The greatest Republican of all time (move over, Reagan). The greatest salesman of all time. The greatest marketer of all time. The most unstoppable and relentless human of all time. The list is endless.

No one has ever done what President Trump has done. And now a landslide!

Just stop arguing. There is no more debate. Trump is incredible. Trump is remarkable. Trump is superhuman. This man’s place is on Mount Rushmore.

Or maybe give him his own mountain: “Mount Trump.” I like the way it sounds.

Plus, I want to see the faces of the hosts of CNN, MSNBC and “The View” when they hear my project!

Second, here’s something Trump should do immediately while waiting for January 20: Trump should offer his gigantic Trump private jet to all the hysterical Hollywood celebrities to leave the United States and promise never to return.

Do you like this idea? I’m participating for the fuel. And you?

Robert DeNiro, you are the first. Where do you want to go? Cuba? Venezuela? China? Haiti? Iran? Zimbabwe?

Or maybe Gaza? I hear Hamas has a nice roof waiting for you!

Oprah, you’re next. Beyoncé. Harrison Ford. Whoopi Goldberg. Bruce Springsteen. Rachel Maddow. The list is long. You all have to go.

And while Trump is at it, why not propose a fleet of private jets operating 24/7 to ferry all the anti-Israel protesters out of the United States. Offer them a free one-way ticket to Gaza. As liberal TV host Bill Maher would say: “New rule: If you love Hamas so much, then you have to live with Hamas.”

It’s going to be a great four years ahead. I can feel it. And you?

America was saved last night. The same was true for the large American middle class. So was capitalism, so was free speech, so was the rule of law – and it was a very good night for Israel.

The Christians won. The criminals lost and the cops won.

Christmas came early for crypto and the energy industry. Drill, baby, drill!

Elon Musk won big. There will be no jail cells in Musk’s future.

China lost big.

Iran, Hamas and Hezbollah too. Better dig your tunnels deeper!

Ukraine lost. We are no longer your piggy bank. No more billions wasted in a lost war on the other side of the world. Spend money here for “America First!” »

The biggest losers of the evening are illegal aliens. Your invasion is officially over. “Hasta la vista, baby.” Adios. You won’t come back!

And the biggest winners of all? MEN.

I’m talking about real men. This kind of man woke up and voted overwhelmingly for Trump. White men. Black men. Latino men. Union men. Young men. The garbage collectors.

It was the year of the macho male. It was the election of the macho male. No more kicking us. Don’t use us for target practice anymore. We’ve had enough and we can’t take any more!

Trump has just made men great again.

And to all the men who voted for Harris, I urge Trump to offer free testosterone shots and a mommy hug.

Now, let’s make America great again. MAGA.

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