One of the suggested restaurants closed in 2020

It’s a story as old as time: your family is coming to visit Lancaster and you have no idea what to do with them. Your mother won’t enjoy a trip to Spoons, your father won’t be impressed if you take him to Witch Pendle, it’s a no-win situation. As many students have done before, you turn to the wonders of AI to help you. Here’s what ChatGPT came up with in response to the prompt: “Create a day out for me and my parents when they come to visit me at Lancaster University, UK.”

“This sounds like a wonderful opportunity to spend quality time with your parents. Lancaster, UK has a rich history, charming streets and stunning countryside. Here is a suggested itinerary for a memorable day:

1. Radish Breakfast

Start your day with a delicious breakfast at Radisha cozy cafe known for its hearty and healthy breakfast options. It’s located in the city center, making it a great place to recharge your batteries for the day.

Uhmmm, someone needs to make it clear to ChatGPT that The Radis closed in 2020… Although, to its credit, the photos on Google look good.

2. Lancaster Castle

After breakfast, head Lancaster Castle. This historic site offers guided tours that give an insight into its fascinating history, including its use as a prison and its connection to the famous Pendle witch trials. The castle offers breathtaking views of the city and the Lune River.

To be honest, it’s a great way to show your family that you’re engaged in a local culture and didn’t just go to Atkinsons. Additionally, it’s possible to lock your siblings in a dungeon during the tour, so at this point it’s immediately worth it.

3. Walk along the Lancaster Canal

Take a leisurely stroll along the Lancaster Canal. The towpath is picturesque and peaceful, providing a great way to experience the natural beauty of the area. You can walk south towards the university or north towards the city center, enjoying the serene views.

Well, we’re really packing it, aren’t we? A nice walk sounds like a good idea, provided you haven’t been blessed by Lancaster’s famous rain.

4. Lunch at the district

For lunch, visit The districta popular gastropub that offers a variety of delicious dishes made with local ingredients. The ambiance is warm and welcoming, perfect for a relaxed meal with your parents.

It’s certainly on the candle side, but if the parents pay, I’ll take it!

5. Visit the Lancaster City Museum

After lunch, explore Lancaster City Museum. This museum showcases the history of Lancaster and its people, with exhibits ranging from Roman times to the present day. It’s a great way to learn more about the city and its heritage.

If your family loves museums, it might be worth a trip. Plus, it’s next to Café Nero, so if that doesn’t bother you, you can grab a drink and let them be.

6. Williamson Park and Ashton Memorial

Then head to Williamson Parka beautiful park with 54 acres of stunning parkland and the iconic Ashton Memorial. The memorial offers panoramic views of the surrounding countryside and the town of Lancaster. The park also has a butterfly greenhouse and a mini zoo, which can be a delightful experience.

Now we’re getting somewhere! A hike to Williamson Park will blow away the cobwebs left by the museum. Additionally, views are essential to show off your home.

7. Coffee and cake at Atkinsons

Stop for a mid-afternoon coffee and cake at the Atkinsons Coffee Roasters. They have a lovely cafe on China Street which serves excellent coffee and delicious cakes, perfect for a relaxing break.

It’s not a bad cry, and you have several Atkinsons to choose from. Show yourself, AI.

8. Dinner with the Merchants 1688

I mean, come on. Wouldn’t this larva from the Herbarium be better?

For dinner, dine at Merchants 1688a unique restaurant housed in 17th century wine cellars. The atmosphere is warm and historic and offers a great selection of food, including traditional British dishes and modern cuisine.

The cheapest main meal costs £19, and if we go here my student loan definitely won’t cover it.

9. Night walk along the Lune River

End your day with an evening stroll Moon River. The riverside paths offer beautiful views and the tranquil setting is the perfect end to a busy day.

I’ve seen more rats on the Lune Trail near Sainsburys than anywhere else – add to that the lack of streetlights and the darker evenings, it might not be the best place for a walk after dinner with parents.

Well, ChatGPT clearly has our idea of ​​an excursion location: the canal, Williamson Park and the castle? Hell yeah, I’m depressed! But is my dad really going to put up with this when he stops to take photos every five minutes? We will never be able to overcome everything. It’s a little too ambitious.

Also, the food. I mean, come on AI. If we go to the merchants, we are clearly made of money. If ChatGPT can access my bank accounts and add numbers to them, it should be able to tell what’s open.